- me: omg did i reply too fast
- me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.
ACTUALLY
http://itwasyummy.tumblr.com/post/34648031550/iusedtobethefire-katnisstiel
The sexual tension between me and no one.
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
What?
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
