jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
letmelickyournipples: my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
greekgogurt: do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
when reading, we don’t fall in love with the characters’ appearance. we fall in love with their words, their thoughts, and their hearts. we fall in love with their souls.
circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
people: you're really quiet..
me: nobody ever listens to what i have to say so i think it's better if i don't say anything
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.