"Instead of open legs it’s open minds, you show me yours, I’ll show you mine. I’m talking mind-sex, conversation climax, most don’t comprehend that you really gotta have that."
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
I wasn’t even on my dash, and I still see this post.